Baroque

“Richest. Goat. Alive.”

A sweeping golden staircase spirals impossibly through cotton-candy clouds, leading to snow-capped peaks that shimmer like they've been dusted with fairy diamonds. The whole scene is dripping in that over-the-top Baroque excess where even the mountain goats look like they're wearing tiny Marie Antoinette wigs and the roses are basically showing off at this point. Listen, if your bedroom doesn't make you feel like you're about to attend a royal ball hosted by mountain nymphs, are you even living your best fairytale life?

© Sean August Horvath