A blazing golden sunburst explodes across the ceiling, surrounded by an entire airborne kindergarten's worth of chubby cherubs diving through cotton-candy clouds. The masterful Baroque composition practically drips with over-the-top luxury, featuring more gold leaf than a billionaire's bathroom and enough trompe l'oeil to make reality question itself. If you're not lying flat on your back taking this in while pretending to be Marie Antoinette living her best pre-revolution life, you're honestly doing it wrong.